B: At what?
A: Over by the casket.
B: Oh, for the love of God. Who wears hot pants to their grandmother’s funeral?
B: Well. That was interesting.
C: You got that right. I mean, karaoke? At a funeral?
B: [sings] Byyyyye-byyyyyye, Miss American Pie!
C: I’ve never been to a funeral where the preacher sings along with a boom box. Well, not until today.
A: I know why Mrs. H______ finally died.
A: She ran out of people to stay with.
D: That sure was a nice eulogy M_______’s daughter gave.
E: Mmm-hmm. So nice that it took every bit of strength I had not to stand up and say, “Who are you even talking about?!? It sure as hell ain’t your mama!”
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