“Ann and Doyle and Debbie”
The Station Inn
Nashville, Tennessee – 2018
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“Ann and Doyle and Debbie”
The Station Inn
Nashville, Tennessee – 2018
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“Waiting on a Train, Part 22”
Nashville, Tennessee – 2018
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“Bass Fiddle, at Rest”
Nashville, Tennessee – 2015
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“Traveling Shoes, Part 4”
Nashville, Tennessee – May 2018
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“A Quiet Moment in KC”
Kansas City, Missouri – 2017
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True story: Our landscape guy used to play in Webb Pierce’s band and I can’t get him to rename his company “There Stands the Grass” #Nashville
In 13 years of country music scholarship, I’ve had to accept that the average person doesn’t know who Webb Pierce is, and has never heard any of his classic country songs. So when I see someone like Jason Isbell not just tweet-mention Pierce but also make a pun on his best-known song, “There Stands the Glass,” it makes my entire week.
See the actual 17 May 2018 tweet for yourself right here. If you aren’t familiar with Jason Isbell, here’s the Wikipedia entry on him. If you like strong, original songwriting, you’ll love Isbell’s work.
“Mother Church Windows”
Ryman Auditorium
Nashville, Tennessee – 16 September 2015
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“Downtown Nashville, Tuesday, 6:00 PM”
Nashville, Tennessee – 2 August 2016
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“One More Time on the Rocks”
Nashville, Tennessee – 16 September 2015
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So People Magazine has declared country singer [sic] Blake Shelton their 2017 Sexiest Man Alive. And this country music scholar HAS SOME STRONG OPINIONS.
Sexiest Man Alive? In what universe? Have we just stopped trying, as a society? (Wait, no, don’t answer that.) Y’all, I can go to any bar in any town on a Friday night and find half a dozen middle-aged white dudes who look just like this. Standing on any street in downtown Nashville, I can throw a rock with my eyes closed and hit 20 Shelton look-alikes. It’s a goddamn travesty.
Hell, I could browse my Facebook friends list and easily find a couple hundred men who are sexier than Blake Shelton, plus none of them have cheesy-ass redneck stereotype tattoos. Nor do any of them look like everybody’s ne’er-do-well uncle who’s 48 and still lives at home but dresses like he’s 18 and just stepped out of an Ed Hardy photo shoot. (Don’t act like you don’t know which uncle I’m talking about.) Mmmmmmmm, smell that entire can of Axe body spray he fumigated himself with put on before exiting his room.
Jesus, Mary, and Johnny Cash help us.
People Magazine really needs to rethink this whole Sexiest Man Alive deal. Or at least NOT make it so cheap that any middling country star with a regular role on a TV “talent” show can buy the title for $25,000. Means about as much as a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which costs about the same—and there are upwards of 5,000 of those damn things making Tinseltown sidewalks that much uglier.
Since you asked (and I know you didn’t, but too bad, because I’m telling you anyway) here’s my definitive list of things that are sexier than Blake Shelton:
Bronchitis
A dirty litter box
2 gallons of mayonnaise
The rear view mirror on a ’92 Oldsmobile
Stewed tomatoes
The Pruitt-Igoe implosion
A colonoscopy
Merkins
Stale Coors Light
A partially demolished CMU wall
No. 10 envelopes
Dentures
An outboard motor
Partially-used roll of tracing paper
MRI room doors
Conjunctivitis
Tom Petty’s ghost
Mortgage insurance
Creepy church fans
Dental floss
Murphy’s Oil Soap
205R65 steel-belted radials
Store-brand maxi pads
Any K-Tel Kenny Rogers box set
A 22-ounce framing hammer
The Microsoft Excel formula for compound interest
Elevation drawings of any Frank Gehry building
The ladies’ restroom on Saturday night at the Flora-Bama Club
Seriously: If Blake Shelton is the Sexiest Man Alive, then my 5’2″ ass is the Jolly Green Giant. Now, if y’all will excuse me, I’m gonna sit over here in the corner and drink bourbon (neat) while I sing “Does My Ring Burn Your Finger.”
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“Bass Fiddle at Rest”
Nashville, Tennessee – 21 May 2015
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“Mother Church Windows”
Ryman Auditorium
Nashville, Tennessee – 16 September 2015
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Nashville, Tennessee – 18 September 2015
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“Downtown Nashville, Tuesday, 6:00 PM”
Nashville, Tennessee – 2 August 2016
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“Late Night, Lower Broadway”
Nashville, Tennessee – 19 September 2015
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David Peterson & 1946, at the legendary Station Inn
Nashville, Tennessee – 22 May 2015
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“One Way to Get To Nashville”
Pure Life Studios
LaGrange, Georgia – 26 June 2015
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Waffle House #511
Nashville, Tennessee – 17 September 2015
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Nashville, Tennessee – 16 September 2015
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Nashville, Tennessee – 21 May 2015
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“Dilapidated and Dignified”
Nashville, Tennessee – 25 May 2014
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Nashville, Tennessee – 18 September 2014
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David Peterson & 1946, at the legendary Station Inn
Nashville, Tennessee – 22 May 2015
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